I Write Sins Not Tragedies

 Oh, well imagine

As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor

And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:

"What a beautiful wedding!What a beautiful wedding!" 

Says a bridesmaid to a waiter

"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame

The poor groom's bride is a whore"

 I'd chime in with a:

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"